爆笑英语：TalkingFrog说话青蛙
作者：起个笔名还真麻烦
a guy is taking a walk and sees a frog on the side of the road. as he comes closer, the frog starts to talk.
"kiss me and i will turn into a princess." the guy picks the frog up and puts it in his pocket. the frog starts shouting,
"hey! didnt you hear me? im a princess. just kiss me and i will be yours."
the guy takes the frog out of his pocket and smiles at it and puts it back.
the frog is really frustrated. "i dont get it. why wont you kiss me? i will turn into a beautiful princess and do anything you ask."
the guy says, "look, im a computer geek. i dont have time for girls. but a talking frog is cool.!"